It's All in the Spam

This is the email that arrived in my spam folder the other day. I thought I’d share it with you all. Perhaps you’ll be just as amused as I was.

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Hi“\ babyw\, I saw you 7Z\weeks ago and Ie\can’tj\stopy\thinking/\abouto\you. So I finally asked a friend of mine who knows you for your email. I just want to know if you want to hook up. I do not know if youremember me but i was the one staring at you while you were talking to my friend. I just got out of a 2 year relationship and I feel like i’ve just wasted a lot of time, I just wanna play and have a fun time with you. Im\workW\mondayb\thru:\fridayF\mornings, so maybe we can get together at night. I don’t need to know ifyou’re single or not. All I want is you. I will not dissappoint you. I am gorgeous.I want to send you a picture but I don’t have one on this computer.But I do have a profile with my sexy pictures at = http://harmonysingles.atspace.org/39VJ3T.html Look for naughtygirl69 and I’m the blond on the right. I just got that picture taken with a friend of mine. Just make sure that your profile is 25 years and older because you won’t be able to search me if you don’t. I accidentallymade a mistake when I was creating my profile. I tried it myself to make sure and its free because I didn’t want you to get charged just to meet me, like they do on some other sites. I made sure and yes it is definitely free. Once you verify send me a message through there. I should be online right now.

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So … do you think she knows I’m a woman? And who wants to click on that link? Not. Me!